Size Doesn't Matter (Bert Hansell)
When I was a kid, we went for ice cream
My sister had vanilla and I had a raspberry ripple, rocky road chocolate fudge sundae dream
I looked at hers and I started crying
When I saw that her ice cream was bigger than mine
But Ma said, Size Doesn't Matter
Size Doesn't Matter, Size Doesn't Matter
It�s the flavor you see
Size Doesn't Matter Size Doesn't Matter
Size Doesn't Matter well it matters to me
When I went to school I tried hard to please
My sister got A�s while I got mostly D�s
I took my report home for Mother to see
I remembered the ice cream and what she said to me
So I said �. I tried hard you see
I started courting when I was sixteen
The girl next door was the girl of my dreams
But she got real mad and she called me a louse
When she caught me staring real hard at her blouse
She said�. If you really love me
I got a job I worked hard every day
Thinking I�d see an increase in my pay
Though every pay check I got was so small
My boss said don�t worry, don�t worry at all
Because�. And I�ll make you VP.
The girl next door was the love of my life
She finally consented that she�d be my wife
How well I remember the night we were wed
As she raised her left eyebrow as I climbed into bed
She said� it�s how you use it you see
Copyright Bert Hansell, 1996
